Friday, December 24, 2010

Who wants to marry him/her???

marriage. it can be as sweet as the sweets. or it can be on the other way. it's about whom you will spend the rest of you life with. it is very hard to choose the best. for me, i have seen many problems in marriages.but, of course, marriage is not that bad. everyone 'have to' and 'should' get marry.so, it is all about the choice and the path you choose for your life. last month, my younger brother, 17, told me this, " I cannot wait to marry her'. so i just automatically replied this to him, " huh.what? look at yourself first. still don't have your own money. still get the pocket money from mom and dad. ceh..oh wait! duit topup nak call awek hang tu pon hang mintak kat mak. so, x yah berangan lagi lah.tok sah dok gatai." tell you, seriously. i felt kind of annoyed when he told me ALL 'his dreams'. what he thinks about marriage? so, this can be one of reasons that will lead to many problems after marriage.the way you think before marriage. biasalah budak laki umur 17 tahun...

have you ever thought..it will be like this :but this is only a joke! hehe

Before and After Marriage

Funny Cartoon - Before and After Marriage

Lover Vs Husband

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. It is because for them it is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

A marriage joke to share…

A man was invited for dinner at a friend’s house.

Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her “My Love”, “Darling”, “Sweetheart”, etc., etc.

His friend looked at him and said, “That’s really nice after all of these years you’ve been married to keep saying those little pet names.”

The host said, “Well, honestly, I’ve forgotten her name.”

Thursday, December 23, 2010

4 Sons

4 Sons

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."

-just for fun. :)heheh